Women underestimate what a blowjob and some silence could do for your relationship.

hervacationh0me:

Why you gotta talk all the time?
Do you have that much to say?
You say all I talk about is sex and that it’s stupid.
Well, all you talk about is feelings and that’s stupid². 
Isn’t that what your friends are for? You should tell them all the bullshit so that I can listen to the important shit. I don’t have a filter that can separate the things that actually matter from the gossip of your friends relationships and shit. Why can’t we talk about some real shit, like when you gon’ roll them panties down? That is primetime news for me, you feel me? That’s the news that would be before the update on sports and shit, not why you’re mad at your bestfriend or why she won’t talk to you. I don’t care. I won’t care. I am unable to care. That part of my heart, you know, the one that gave me the ability to care for that type of shit has been removed by me so that I can make more space for food.

This is not me being shallow or insensitive, this is me telling you that I don’t wanna hear all that bullshit now, to avoid fights, silent treatment sessions and nights that don’t end with sex in the future.

This is for you girl; this ain’t for me. Can you feel it? Can you feel all that love? Cause I can.

Notes

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    I can and can’t disagree with this statement, but its too late to go into detail.. so ill let you make something of it.
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